Jumpin Jammerz

 Doubtblush: Jumpin Jammerz

They say great taste is timeless - but then again, so is bad taste. Despite the time we spend looking for stuff to make you salivate with desire, occasionally we stumble upon things that elicit a very different oral reaction. Sometimes we shudder and move on, and then there are times that the object in question is just too awful to keep to ourselves. Get out the mouthwash and breath mints - this one is enough to make you throw up in your mouth.

We're scratching our heads as to why these seem to be popular this year. Or maybe they're not popular, and companies are just pushing them on consumers like a horrible nightmare come true. Because seriously? Grown women wearing blue cloudy footed pajamas? Or worse! Gangsta PJ's with bullet holes and fake chains? We're really hoping we can get back to having sweet dreams after seeing these monstrosities...but we're not counting on it! No Jumpin Jammerz ($45-60) for us, please!