The Perp: Cameron Diaz in a Michael Kors dress and Jimmy Choo peep-toes, at the Vanity Fair Oscars afterparty
The bubbly star has some of the sexiest stems in the Biz, but this too-short, too tight minidress ain't the classiest way to show 'em off. Cammy, next time just go up a size—no one will ever know and it will look so much nicer.
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