Ashley Tisdale has 3.8 million followers on Twitter

Ashley Tisdale on the set of Hellcats at the Vancouver Rowing Club in Vancouver, Canada (1/10)

I'm not kidding, Ashley Tisdale really has 3.8 million followers on Twitter. This doesn't make sense. She's just so . . . average. She's not even remotely attractive or interesting or funny. The only thing Ashley Tisdale should have 3.8 million of is pages in her diary about boys not liking her. If you follow this chick on Twitter, do me a favor and punch yourself in the face. Right now. Do it.